Sardar sms

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....

Sardar 1 vichitra prani hai. Ye Guruduare ke aas paas paya jata hai. Iska mukhya aahar langar hota hai. Iske Sir pe 1 yantra laga hoto hai, jo roz 12 baje bajta hai. Iske sare shareer pe baal hi baal hote hai. Ye dunia ke har kone mein paya jata hai. Par jyadatar punjab ke junglo mein paya jata hai. Isko Gurupurab wale din badi matra mein dekha ja sakta hai. Yeh bade ho ke driver banne ke aur manoranjan ke kaam aata hai BOLO TA RA RA RA

Sardar 1: I?m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
sardar ke 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha, jab sardar marnay laga tho us ne poocha "ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? sardarni:ye hi to aap ka hai

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya,
?aap dekh rahe hai star tv?
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ?Doctor, I have a problem.?
Doctor : ?What?s your problem??
Sardarji : ?I keep forgetting things.?
Doctor : ?Since when do you have this problem??
Sardarji : ?What problem??
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, ?Too many characters no story?

Librarian, ?So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory?
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man sardar says; you go to jail hhh